Mr. Hank Muffin
Occupation: Teacher
Hair: Pointy
Eyes: Googly
Hobbies: Building model Swiss villages
Place I'd Like to Live: In a bouncy house! With a detached bouncy garage.
Secret Identity: Hank Mufflin, The Human Bat!
Best attribute: I forget. Oh wait, it's my elephant-like memory!
Quotes: "Twelve years to retirement. Twelve years to retirement..."